Right, so I am going to print this right now.
NEW LIFE GOAL
It’s the reason I take combat class. BOOYAH!
Heck yes.
[Image: A vertical two-panel comic. Panel 1: image of a frowning female character with her fists up and the text, “I just started working out. I used to be pretty strong, but now I’m really weak. People are excited for me. ‘You’re going to lose so much weight!’” Panel 2: “SCREW WEIGHT LOSS. I want to be able to BENCHPRESS A BEAR.” Image of character holding a dead bear above her head.]
A three-month old bear cub plays outside its cage at the zoo in Stavropol, Russia
This picture makes it very clear why we have anthropomorphized these deadly creatures. I mean, come on — this character is one Photoshop filter away from a Richard Scarry drawing! Amazing.
Read Pam’s Comic: the Brief, Ursine Adventures of Jimmy Halpert from The Office | Vulture
I think it would be cool if Pam’s artistic abilities could be vindicated somehow through comics. Yes, she failed at art school and also as a saleswoman, but what if over the next few seasons she became an indie comics artist and then when the show ends (which won’t be any time soon, based on the ratings) that could be part of the sunset she rides off into. As for Jim, I think he should go back to school and become a teacher.
Also, I really want to read the rest of this comic! Can you imagine how jealous Dwight will be of Jim’s new bear-originated powers?



